AOL

You've probably read that you are 'slow but sure' and a 'steady and dependable' type. What they forgot to mention is that you're actually immensely dull. You're so set in your ways that it would take an electric cattle prod to shift you.

When you're not gorging yourself, you are fretting about not having enough money in the bank or trying to accumulate more stuff for your house. You find it hard to relax your grip on anything, even if it's only for your mum to wipe the sticky jam off the remote control and hand it back to you. You hate anyone and everyone for having more than you do. It's simply not fair.

Dating and relationships
Your eyes meet across a crowded field and you're in love. Lets hope the object of your desire feels the same way, because you're not the type to let go.

You make a slow, sensuous lover but sex with you can quickly become boring. The only sex game you enjoy is being fed blindfolded. Even then, you'll get upset if your lover pops a strawberry into your mouth when you were expecting a nice piece of chocolate.

At work
You were most likely hired for your tenacity and attention to detail - either that or your employers recognised you were well suited to menial, repetitive tasks. You're stubborn and lacking in imagination. Colleagues don't ask you to make any kind of decision without first blocking out four weeks in their diary so you can chew the cud for a while. You're a slow mover, but have some weight behind you, so can sometimes knock down systems, and occasionally people.

Your workmates tend to give you a wide berth. Even the cleaners live in fear of breaking an ornament on your desk or, shock horror, moving your favourite mug. You're so obstinate that people rarely ask you what you think, they can tell from the set look on your face. If you are wondering where everyone one was last Monday, they were at a change management course - your boss knew it would be wasted on you.