Intense, obsessed, sadistic and brooding with criminal tendencies, yes, you're the bad boy of the zodiac. You have no time for the weak, even as a blood sport. Your favourite hobby is analysing and dissecting, usually for hours on end. Why did she say that to me, what is he really up to? You would love to get inside people's heads and know what's going on, even if it meant taking a sledgehammer to their brain.

In your darker fantasies you rule the world and everyone cowers before you. You are intensely sexual and your lust won't let you rest. There's always something or someone you want - and you'll stop at nothing to get them.

Dating and relationships
You don't do charm as such, but you have a natural magnetism that means you never go short of lovers. Once you get your prey in your snake-like stare they fall entranced at your feet. You crave intense encounters and illicit relationships. Who needs cosy fireplaces and walks along the beach? You'd rather be having sex in the woods - with your best friend's partner.

It goes without saying that you are the dominant one in a relationship. You are jealous and possessive, and any sign of betrayal will be harshly punished. You don't just store up grievances for future arguments, you actively plot your revenge.

At work
You got the job because your boss admired your ruthless determination; either that or he was scared not to hire you. A classic workaholic, you can't switch off, even on holiday, as you hate not feeling in control. You take every upset at work personally, and have a list of colleagues waiting to be cut down, just as soon as the opportunity arises.

Your insatiable appetite for information sees you hanging around the printer waiting for confidential documents to appear or flicking through the papers on your boss's desk. Knowledge is power as they say - and power is everything to you. You workmates leave their desks locked when you are around and try to avoid eye contact in the corridor.