AOL

Vain, idle, inconsistent - and they are your best qualities. You uphold your right to be whatever you want to be, damn it, and change your personality as often as your fashionable socks. You like to think you're a sweet little innocent that needs looking after. The truth is that you're a born user. You may come across all airhead and 'go with the flow' but behind that fluffy exterior lies a cold hard schemer who's out for all they can get. Balanced? You couldn't be more unbalanced!

You have a natural lazy streak; why bother working up a sweat when there are plenty of others willing to do the work? Your laziness combined with your chronic indecision means that very little gets done around you, unless of course, it's done by other people. Who's that holding up the sandwich queue? Yes, there you are, dithering over whether to have cheese and pickle or ham and tomato. Make up your pretty little mind and move along now, please.

Dating and relationships
You're a natural flirt and have no shortage of potential lovers. Your only problem is choosing which poor sap to date. Should you go for the one with the flash car, the big house or the one who gets invited to the best parties?

Once in a relationship, you have no problem twirling your partner around your little finger. You are adept at getting what you want - and it's a pretty big wish list. You have been called heartless but that's simply not true. You know how to love deeply and passionately - it's just that your one true love is yourself.

At work
You charmed the pants off your boss at the interview, which is how you got the job. You've continued to get your own way ever since - pouting, flouncing or launching a missile charm defence. Of course, you don't actually do any work, but you do a good impression of looking busy.

Your Leo workmates lap up the flattery you dish out while the Cancerians try to out manipulate you, as if they could! You know how to charm everyone, and spend most of the day flicking through magazines, surfing the net, and smoothing the way to your next promotion.