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Arrogant, intolerant and boastful, you have to be the centre of attention at all times. You expect no less than complete adoration from everyone around you and live for others compliments, praise and affection. This vain need for flattery leaves you wide open to manipulative types; you roll over and show your belly at the first person who offers to make a fuss of you.

In company, you hold court with a sense of divine right. Friends and family are, at best, bit actors to your starring role, at worst, just there to make up the audience. At least they'll never be bored, for you're the biggest drama queen of the zodiac.

Dating and relationships
You're a vain snob and will only date those you consider both worthy and beautiful enough to be seen on your arm. You demand your lover's undivided attention and get jealous should they stop to stroke a cat in the street. After you've performed in the bedroom you expect grovelling gratitude, a round of applause, followed by at least 30 minutes of post coital ego stroking. Well, you are king of the jungle.

Once in a relationship, you expect your servant, sorry partner, to attend to your every need. If they can bow when you walk into the room so much the better. As long as your other half showers you with affection and reassurance everything will work out handsomely.

At work
You got the job because your boss was dazzled by your charm, either that, or they couldn't face having another miserable Cancerian in the office. You like to sweep into meetings at least 10 minutes late, give your royal orders and sweep out again to do something more important, such as admire yourself in the mirror.

No matter what your position, you know that deep down you're the one who's running things. You do a great job of taking the credit, which is a good thing as you're shamelessly lazy. Your colleagues marvel at your ability to get to the top without actually doing any work. You would explain it to them, if you thought they had your superior intelligence. Your workmates love you despite your arrogance and vanity - at least you keep them entertained.