Think the world loves you for your wit and sparkling conversation? Think again. The truth is that you are a two-faced, gossiping, flighty piece of work. The only thing sharper than your wit is that double-edged tongue of yours.

You are great fun to be with - the only problem is that no one can rely on you to always turn up. You're easily distracted and happy to change your plans at the last minute, ready to drop old friends on the promise of a party or the chance to network.

Dating and relationships
You are without doubt the most flirtatious sign of the zodiac. Why limit yourself to one love conquest when you can work the room and line up several more? Before you've even bagged your dreamboat, you'll be looking over your shoulder for the next one - which is probably a good thing, as you'll be feeling bored and ready to move on in no time.

If you do rest those pretty little wings and settle down, you'll be looking for adventure at every opportunity. You love to go on exotic holidays, at least it gives you a chance to ask directions and flirt with the locals while your other half isn't looking.

At work
You may not like to get your hands dirty and, heaven forbid, actually do some work, but you do know how to get on. It's not what you know, it's who you know after all, and you can blag your way into almost any position.

You excel at office politics and have a natural talent for schmoozing the right people. You know the ins and outs of everyone's personal lives and never miss an office party, after all, it's fertile ground for digging the dirt and storing up some useful blackmail information.