Unreliable and impractical you like to think of yourself as an observer of the human race, a superior intelligence who is too concerned with higher matters to remember to pick up the kids or do the laundry. You don't do routine; you do moments of super human brilliance, that's if you can remember where you left your notes.

You like to think that friends and family have come to know and love your quirky ways but you're not fooling anyone. Your inability to focus and absent mindedness (oh dear, did I forget to do the dishes again?) are just convenient ways to get out of doing your fair share of the work.

Dating and relationships
You rely on your quirky, zany sense of humour to get you a date and it usually works. There's no shortage of oddballs out there, after all. You like to be in control, choosing the time and place to meet, which you then conveniently forget en route. You're cool and logical when assessing a potential mate - your inner commentary is constantly observing and judging their every movement with cool detachment.

An eccentric loner at heart, you don't really expect love to find you. If it does, you can't help but exercise your analytical skills on your beloved, reading anything and everything into every word they say. When you're not reading things into a situation, you're reading their personal diary, noting the spelling mistakes as you go.

At work
You were probably hired on the basis of a profound statement you made at interview, which you've since forgotten entirely. You never turn up to meetings on time, but when you do find the room, you can be guaranteed to come out with some off the wall comment that impresses the most senior person there.

You spend most of the day chatting around the water cooler or surfing the net. Your workmates love you because you excel at the kind of random, pointless banter that makes work that bit bearable. You know that you could do amazing things if you wanted to - it's just that you don't want to.